20 reasons why being single is great

1.       More time to watch scandi noir dramas on iPlayer (The Bridge, am I right?)

2.       Expendable income can be spent on cooking at home

3.       Cooking at home seems to solely consist of cold stale baguettes and hard boiled eggs

4.       Excess time to write lists

5.       More time to see friends, when they’re not at their boyfriend’s house

6.       Don’t have to clean the bathroom for weeks

7.       Can make friends with bacteria growing in bathroom instead of married friends

8.       Condoms are expensive

9.       Thin feel Durex’s break

10.   The morning after pill is also expensive

11.   Less to zero sending blood samples through the post

12.   No crying to friends scared when period is delayed

13.   Better sense of self

14.   No-one to get cross at you when you work late into the evening

15.   Can not do laundry for days

16.   Can sleep on crumbs whenever I like

17.   No urinary tract infections

18.   Low levels of thrush

19.   Who wants children anyway

20.   Can do whatever you want at any given time